Drink 1: Man, F**k You Scotty – Pour 0.5 oz gin into shot glass. Top with milk. Drink it and feel the Canadian hate from over a thousand clicks away, as if it was right next to you.  (Is that tiny Gandalf?  What’s he doing?  He’d better be careful…)

Drink 2: I Love You Scotty – Pour whatever you want into your mouth. You’ve earned it, kimosabe.

>>>  Thanks Mike!